Creepypasta of the Week: “A Few Suggestions”

suggestion boxPreviously: “Come Follow Me.” 

Remember our buddy Slimebeast? Creator of the much-lauded “Abandoned by Disney” story? Well, s/he’s got plenty more where that came from, including this one. A prequel of sorts to the events that transpire in “Abandoned by Disney,” “A Few Suggestions” gives you a little peek into the inner workings of Mowgli’s Palace… although I might steer clear of the employee suggestion box if I were you.

Suggestion: We could use another person at check-in during peak hours.

Suggestion: Please move the hot dog cart away from the main water slide. Also please have water slide staff keep an eye out for children who just ate. When anyone gets sick in there, three or four people have to go through it before we know about it.

Suggestion: It would be nice if we had a way to give more detailed information anonymously. Maybe private meeting time with management?

Suggestion: Need more security at south gate.

Suggestion: Music in the reptile house keeps slowing down or reversing, it’s VERY annoying.

Suggestion: Please tell the mascots not to try eating in their costumes. We keep getting one in with food all over its face and we think someone’s trying to be funny. The mouth opening is mesh, so eating isn’t even possible.

Suggestion: Please fix the music in the reptile house, it’s still driving me up the wall.

Suggestion: Guests are complaining about the amount of towels in their rooms.

Suggestion: Need a better or newer coffee machine for the break room.

Suggestion: I wasn’t going to say anything because I’m pretty tolerant, but please stop admitting children without faces. They won’t stay in the guest areas.

Suggestion: The common area could use a bigger selection of DVDs and games. The collection is already getting stale.

Suggestion: Still need security at south gate. What’s cheaper, having a staffer pass by once in a while, or painting over all the vandalism?

Suggestion: South gate needs more security.

Suggestion: What are we doing about the profanities at the employee exit? Send security there more times of the day, or whatever.

Suggestion: Don’t feel safe leaving south gate at end of shift.

Suggestion: Frank is cheating at solitaire when he thinks I’m not watching. Please do something about this immediately.

Suggestion: Tell the mascots to stay out of where they don’t belong. One of them keeps turning off music in the reptile house. Can’t tell who because of the suit. Have a meeting or something.

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